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T he start of a new year in the world of books invariably brings with it an avalanche of enthusiastically trumpeted first novels and 2015 is no exception. Because your dad thinks hes hilarious by ian allen at indigo. The funniest dad jokes in the world as voted for by the. Whether its telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin. This sub is dedicated to all those funny and historical dad jokes. The puns, the literal understandings, and the special perspectives dads have on life are the sources of all dad jokes. Due to better performance joke top list is refreshed only once daily. If you enjoyed these cheesy book puns, make sure to pass them along to another fellow book lover. I did not write them but collected them from many sources including emails, word of mouth and the net. A book called current trends in wiring your house turned out to be a shocking failure. Imgur user uhbell has collected ten of the best from the internets deep well of dad.
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